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"When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side." Harry
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"It's this very cold, hard, Mexican tile." Sally
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"No, no, no, I drove him away. And I'm going to be forty." Sally
"When?" Harry
"Someday." Sally
"In eight years." Harry
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"She doesn't have a thing about chins." Marie
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"I am not your consolation prize, Harry." Sally
----"Big jerk." (kid outside batting cage)
"Little creep. Where was I?" Harry
"You were growing." Jess
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"Oh, but baby fishmouth is sweeping the nation. I hear them talking." Harry
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"Draw SOMETHING, resembling ANYTHING!" Jess
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"I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy." Harry
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"This stupid, wagon wheel, Roy Rogers, garage sale, coffee table." Harry
"I thought you liked it." Jess
"I was being nice." Harry
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"I'll just keep walking. You go ahead." Harry in the airport
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"That's it? Some faceless guy rips off all your clothes, and that's the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve?" Harry
"Well, sometimes I vary it a little." Sally
"Which part?" Harry
"What I'm wearing." Sally
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"You know, you may be the first attractive woman I've not wanted to sleep with in my entire life." Harry
"That's nice, Harry." Sally
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"Great. A woman friend." Harry
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"I thought you said men and women could never be friends." Sally
"I never said that. When did I say that?" Harry
"On the ride to New York." Sally
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